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Anecdotes. Humor from Russia

Anecdotes
Humor from Russia

Editor Михаил Курсеев

Translator Андрей Мозжухин

© Андрей Мозжухин, translation, 2018

ISBN 978-5-4493-0648-7

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Once a Russian, an American and a Jew met:

The American says:

– Let’s meet at my place, I will arrange for snacks (he is naming a hell of dainty dishes)

The Russian says:

– Well then, I will come with a carton of vodka!

The Jew says:

– And me, I will come with my brother.

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An Arab is toiling along a desert. Suddenly, he sees a vendor kiosk with a Jew in a serving hatch. The Arab addresses him: