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The peaches

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A woman brought the basket of peaches from the south.

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Every day she chose the most spoiled peach and ate it.

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And when the basket was empty, she suddenly realized that she had not tasted a single whole tasty peach.


  


Do not judge others

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One day a disciple came to the Sage and asked,

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How can I learn to forgive others?

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Never judge others.

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And you will never have to forgive.





The wish

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Once a boy was asked,

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What do you want to be when you grow up?

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I want to be happy.

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You didnt understand the question.

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No, you didnt understand the answer.


 


The true love

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A daughter asked her mother,

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How can I distinguish true love from fake one?

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Its very simple, the mother replied.

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If you hear  because I love you, its true love.

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If you hear I love you, because, its fake love.


 


The three masons

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Once a Sage was passing by the monastery, where three masons were working.

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He approached to them and asked what they were doing.

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I lay bricks, the first mason replied.

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I earn money, the second mason replied.

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I build the temple which will stand a thousand years, the third mason replied.


  


How to write symphonies

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A young man asked Mozart how to write symphonies.

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You are too young, Mozart replied.

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Start with writing ballades.

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But you have composed your first symphony when you were only nine years old.

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Its true, Mozart agreed.

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But I did not ask anyone how to do this.


   


How to make a wish

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Once an old blind lonely beggar caught the bird of happiness.

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Let me go, the bird begged.

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Then Ill fulfil your wish.

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But remember it can be only one wish.

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The old man thought over and said,

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I want to see my grandchildren playing with diamonds on the seventh floor of my palace!


  


The lion and antelope

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Every morning an antelope wakes up somewhere in Africa.

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It knows it has to run faster than a lion otherwise it will be eaten.

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Every morning the lion wakes up somewhere in Africa.

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It knows it has to run faster than the antelope otherwise it will die of hunger.

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And they both know: the one who will run slower will not survive today.

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It doesnt matter whether youre the antelope or the lion.


  


The dog and lion

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One day a dog came to the lion and tried to pick a fight.

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But the lion did not even pay attention to it.

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Then the dog said,

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If you dont fight with me, Ill tell all my friends that the lion is afraid of me.

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Whereafter the lion replied,

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I would rather be condemned for cowardice by dogs than be despised for fighting with dogs by lions.





The butterflies

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A Sage had lots of books.

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He read them even at night.

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When darkness fell, he lit two candles: he put a large candle aside, placed a small candle next to him and read by candlelight.

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Once his neighbors asked him why he did that.

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Do you see a swarm of night butterflies, flies and mosquitoes around a big candle? the Sage asked.

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Yes, we do! neighbors replied.

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I draw their attention to a brighter light, so they do not disturb me whilst reading my books.





The fairway

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Once a man sailed on the ship.

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He looked overboard and saw that there were many rocks under the water.

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Then he asked a steersman,

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How do you manage to manoeuvre the ship past the rocks?

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Do you know where all of them are?

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No, I dont, the steersman replied.

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But I know all the deep points here.


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Be happy!

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A beggar stood by the road and asked for alms.

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A passing rider lashed the beggar across the face.

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Following the rider with his eyes, he said,

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Be happy!

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The peasant, who saw and heard what happened, asked,

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Why did you wish him happiness?

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He has hit you just yet!

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If the rider was happy, he wouldnt slap me across the face, the beggar replied.





The dawn

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Once upon a time there was a man.

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And he had a daily schedule: he always woke up early in the morning, went to the sea shore, greeted the dawn and prayed to God.

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A few years later, his son grew up.

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And he did the same as his father, every morning he got up early, went to the sea shore and greeted the dawn.

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But he never prayed.

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Some time later, the son of this man grew up.

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And he did the same as his father, every morning he got up early, went to the sea shore and greeted the dawn.

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However, he didnt understand why he did that.


  


Laughter and tears

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A Sage, giving a speech to his disciples, told them an anecdote.

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The audience burst into laughter.

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A few minutes later he told them the same anecdote again.

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Only a few students smiled.

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The Sage told the same joke the third time, but nobody smiled afterwards.

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Then the Sage said,

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You cant laugh at the same joke multiple times.

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However, you can cry about something over and over again.


  

The single attempt

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A master was teaching his student the art of archery.

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The student took a bow, two arrows, and prepared for the exercise.

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However, the master walked up to him, took one arrow and threw it aside.

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Why did you take the second arrow from me? the student asked.

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I took the first arrow, not the second one.

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It would miss the target anyway.

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But why? amazed student asked.

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Because you would know that you have one more attempt while shooting a bow, the master replied.


   


How to make the line shorter

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Once the great Indian emperor Akbar gathered his liege men.

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He drew a line on the wall and asked them,

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How to make the line shorter without touching it?

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Everyone kept silence.

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But one man raised his hand.

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It was the famous joker Birbal.

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He got up, came to the wall, drew longer line than the one, drawn by Akbar, and said,

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Look Akbar, your line is shorter.

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And I didnt touch it at all.


  


The parking place

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A man is on his way to a very important meeting.

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He is late and nervous, because he cant find a free parking place.

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Then he looks at the sky and says,

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Please, God, help me to find a place for parking.

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I will quit drinking alcohol and I will go to the church every Sunday!

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God heard him and the free space miraculously appeared.

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The man says to the sky again,

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Oh, wait, I dont need it.

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Ive found it myself.


  


Because you ask

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A rich young man came to the Sage who was sitting on the market square.

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He put the gold coin in the alms bowl and said,

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The honorable man, I need your advice.

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I like a girl.

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Very much.

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And now its torture for me, because I dont know whether

I should get married or not.

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Dont get married.

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But why not?!

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If you really had wanted to marry her, you wouldnt have asked me.


  


The elephant and rope

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From an early age a small elephant is tamed to a rope, which is tied to a thick tree.

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Of course, the small elephant doesnt like it.

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He desperately tries to free himself.

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But the rope is stronger than his efforts.

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And the animal gets used to that.

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Time passes.

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The small elephant becomes grown up.

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Now it seems nothing can hold it.

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But the elephant, tied with the same rope, no longer checks its strength.


  


The donkey and bur

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Once a bur stuck under a donkeys tail.




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